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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 14, 2018 7:37:38 GMT -6
Chris is a tall, muscular hunter with short blond hair and green eyes, wearing an a-shirt, camo pants, gloves, and hiking boots who is either in his late-30’s or early-40’s.
Unlike other hunters, Chris protects cities and villages from the most dangerous animals and people in the jungle at many different countries worldwide - he caught hundreds of them. Chris may look mean and villainous, but he’s a gentle giant who is good to everyone he knew.
As as the sun went down, Chris went back to his campsite, featuring a sizable tent, a campfire set, two logs used as chairs, and a large, thick covered soundproof cage with a door, a small window, and a slider closed on the upper middle made of steel.
The hunter is in his tent, lying on a bed, eating an apple while watching his favorite movie on his smartphone. “Ha ha ha! Oh man, that’s my favorite part.”
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 14, 2018 14:38:37 GMT -6
Someone was watching him though, and they weren't happy one bit.
A posse from the Teo Tribe, one of the tribes that lived on the island of Pōmaikaʻi, had accidentally come across his campsite. Suffice to say, the indigenious people, part of the Polynesian family, weren't happy that this haole was flippantly breaking international law. Pōmaikaʻi was off-limits to everyone except members of a scientific research team. Even if this man was licensed, the fact that he was here was yet another brazen violation of indigenious soverignty.
There were a pair of white people amongst the Teo, though. They were Kaitan and Huli. They were a modern-day Tarzan and Jane-like couple, although Kaitan had washed ashore as a teenager, and Huli--her original name was Julie--came with the researchers. Kaitan was originally from Manitoba, Huli was from California. They were assimilated into the Teo, but lived in the jungle most of the time. And it's pretty obvious that they too weren't pleased with this moron coming in and acting like he owned the place. Typical white colonizer attitude.
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 14, 2018 14:55:04 GMT -6
Despite his lack of awareness of the island, Chris actually came here as an order from some of the people he works with - not by choice. After he was done watching his favorite movie from his smartphone, he went out of the tent to check anything around his campsite, holding a flashlight.
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 14, 2018 15:01:58 GMT -6
The dude must've been awake all night, because it was actually the morning. But imagine his surprise when he emerged from the tent and found a group of disapproving indigenious peoples.
Hilo, the lieutenant of High Chief Manti, stood at the front of the group. He suspected this haole was dumb, but from the looks of it, he must've been dumber than a chicken trying to eat a rock. One of his koa stepped forth, brandishing his leiomano, but Hilo held him back. "We're here for answers, not to kill," he told him, "Please put that away." The koa put the leiomano away, but not without looking almost hurt. "Kaitan! Huli!"
The two athletic palefaces who dressed like Tarzan and Jane stepped forth. Huli brushed some of her brown hair behind her shoulder and tied it up in a ponytail. "Something tells me this haole speaks your native tongue," said Hilo. "You know what to do."
"Got it," said Kaitan. He and his girlfriend stepped forth. There was a reason Hilo brought them with him. "Aloha," said Kaitan. "What's your name?"
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 14, 2018 15:27:17 GMT -6
The natives and the athletic palefaces almost scared him to death, but he instantly answered Kaiten’s question, turning his flashlight off. “My name is Chris Jones, and I’m a licensed hunter who protects cities and villages from some of the most dangerous animals and people in the jungle worldwide. Some of my co-workers from our organization told me to come here. If I’m not allowed, then they didn’t give me updated details on this island by mistake.”
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 14, 2018 15:30:28 GMT -6
"My name's Kaitan," the Jungle Dude answered. "The wahine giving you the stinkeye is my girlfriend, Julie. Our friends are the Teo Tribe."
"Ask him if he has a permit to be here," Hilo said in his native language. "I don't remember seeing any permits from your fellow haole."
"He says if you don't tell us if you have a permit to be here, he's going to rip your heart out," said Julie.
"He did not!" Kaitan groaned and told Hilo what his girlfriend said.
"The wahine is pretty close," Hilo joked, "But I'd rather see him leave."
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 14, 2018 15:37:20 GMT -6
The giant hunter pulls out a permit from his right pocket as he hands it to the jungle girl. “Sure, one of my co-workers gave it to me before I actually came here.”
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 14, 2018 16:22:39 GMT -6
Kaitan took the permit and examined it. He made several expressions, most of them on the skeptical side. Next, he handed the permit to Julie. She too looked very skeptical, if not downright unimpressed. In fact, she nearly laughed, but stifled it before it could get out. Then they took it over to Hilo and handed it to him. He looked it over for a few minutes and then began to laugh. Pretty soon, he was laughing very loudly, and sharing it with his other warriors, even Kaitan and Julie, who'd joined in on the laughter. One would think that Hilo was unaware of the now-very embarrased Chris, but there was a different answer; he just didn't care.
"This is the fakest permit I've ever seen, cousin!" he said after regaining control of his laughter, and allowed Kaitan to tell Chris in English.
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 14, 2018 17:12:49 GMT -6
"What? I thought it was real." Said the hunter in embarrassment, looking at the premit again. "How can you tell this thing is a fake? It looks very realistic, and I can't believe I've wasted my life here!"
Chris wasn't on a tantrum, but he was not happy about the situation he's in right now. "Some of the employees from my organization will come visit in a couple of days. When they get here, I'll tell them the premit is fake and leave."
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 15, 2018 0:30:21 GMT -6
“I’ve seen real permits,” said Kaitan. “This one looks like it was printed. Real permits look really official.”
”The cousin must be pretty dim,” Hilo remarked.
”Actually, I think someone might’ve tricked him,” said Huli.
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 15, 2018 7:05:35 GMT -6
"Who ever did this is gonna get fired." Said Chris still feeling upset. "Maybe I can give you guys a bit of a tour here to cheer myself up, we're very unique hunters like no other."
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 15, 2018 12:49:36 GMT -6
"Did he say a 'tour'?" Hilo asked incredulously. "Does he think he owns the place?"
"You just mean the campsite, right?" Kaitan asked.
"Because they're not happy with your implications," Julie finished, pointing at Hilo and the other koa.
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 15, 2018 13:13:52 GMT -6
The giant hunter slowly moves his head left and right. "Nope, I don't own this place at all - just wanna show you around the campsite to kill some time here."
Chris points at the soundproof cage as he is about to tell what it is really used for. "If you look at this kind of cage, we don't put animals in there. Those are for guys who are dangerous and unlawful; murderers, thieves, cannibals, terrorists, rapists, you name it. And before I put those b*****ds in, I sometimes make them wear a certain kind of restraint.
The hunter went back in the tent and came out holding a thick, heavy red straitjacket made of leather with a high neck collar, a back zipper, elbow pads in the long sleeves, and never-ending streams of straps and buckles. Knowing Kaitan is only wearing a loincloth, and Julie in a bikini-like outfit, it'll be easier to stuff either one of them in. But he is not making them wear it, the hunter just wants to show that he hunts for the good - not the bad.
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Post by TheJungleOne on Apr 28, 2018 23:22:35 GMT -6
The Teo koa were not impressed. They were aware that he wasn’t being patronizing, just showing them around. But they were just unhappy that this fellow was on the island, is all. Most of the koa felt this way, but there were some discussions amongst them, giving Chris some support, at least in the “He’s doing his best, don’t be so hard on him” sense.
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Post by thesnaker1990 on Apr 28, 2018 23:53:38 GMT -6
While Chris was still talking to them, a wild cannibal is hiding in a bushes, slowly coming out to eat one of the Teo Koa men. He kept walking in a devious matter, until he jumps on him, bitting and licking. “This...is....so.....tasty!”
”GE-GE-GET OFF OF ME” The Teo Koa man cried, wresting the cannibal, punching him much as he could.
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