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Post by softscales on Jan 20, 2019 23:09:22 GMT -6
Make someone's day today, or lift their mood with a good joke.
Where is a cow's favorite place to go?
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Post by big on Jan 21, 2019 3:36:23 GMT -6
The moovies
Three blind men walk into a bar.
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Post by captainpython on Jan 21, 2019 16:15:12 GMT -6
An Steak and Kidney Pie walks into a Bar, the Barman says
"OI, we don't serve hot food in here"
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Post by softscales on Jan 23, 2019 20:54:27 GMT -6
how many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? Don't know, as soon as the light comes on they scatter.
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Post by big on Jan 24, 2019 1:18:36 GMT -6
How many super saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. The real question is how many episodes does it take?
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Post by krypto on Jan 24, 2019 22:49:05 GMT -6
What does the wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
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Post by softscales on Jan 24, 2019 23:47:46 GMT -6
Why did the guy stand on his hands?
Because his feet were tired
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Post by captainpython on Jan 25, 2019 9:52:21 GMT -6
How do you get Two Whales in a car........
......Up the M25 XP
I'll see myself out.
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Post by Jayde on Jan 25, 2019 13:29:39 GMT -6
*comes in with a serious expression gripping my first a little* You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fiiiiiish!!!
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Post by captainpython on Feb 12, 2019 19:47:37 GMT -6
Guy walks into a bar, the barman says,
"I'll give you a free Drink if you tell me a metta Joke"
"Okay then" says the customer
""So a guy walks into a bar, the barman says""
""I'll give you a free drink if you tell me a metta joke""
""Okay then" says the customer""
"""A guy walks into a bar"""
"""So He Gives The Guy A Drink"""
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""So He Gives The Guy A Drink""
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"So He Gives The Guy A Drink"
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Post by quietchap on Feb 21, 2019 20:21:40 GMT -6
Three Cars Drive into a bar.
Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here."
The lead car says: "Why Not?"
Bartender: "We only serve those that worship the true lord and savior Jesus Christ!" *shouting*
Car: *laughs* "That's fine... we're convertible!"
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Post by softscales on Mar 20, 2019 23:43:02 GMT -6
*What's with these bar jokes. Sorry but personally I don't find them funny.*
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would Quack up
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Post by archaon510 on Feb 28, 2020 13:29:12 GMT -6
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he couldn’t get his knob out of the chicken.
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Post by KeyKeeper on Feb 28, 2020 14:55:51 GMT -6
What did one wolf puppy say to the other wolf puppy?
"Howls It Going!"
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Post by BurgundyBoa on Feb 29, 2020 3:02:17 GMT -6
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? It’s okay he’s all right now  |
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