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Post by LexingtonDeville on Feb 29, 2020 6:28:26 GMT -6
Knock knock Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
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Post by archaon510 on Mar 8, 2020 4:03:54 GMT -6
Why did the Hindu cross the road?
His owner was taking him back to the pet shop.
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Post by softscales on Mar 10, 2020 7:20:51 GMT -6
What the banana say to the orange?
nothing, bananas don’t talk.
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Post by shanti on Mar 15, 2020 15:58:07 GMT -6
What goes "AAH! (tsss) Ow! AAH! (tsss) Ow! AAH! (tsss) Ow!"
A vampire meeting Justin Bieber (because the vampire keeps crossing its finger to ward Justin Bieber off, and...)
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Post by softscales on May 13, 2020 7:11:46 GMT -6
How do you make an Elephant float?
just add ice cream
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