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Post by Spirals on Apr 1, 2022 9:49:31 GMT -6
Jake Daniels came fresh from the Land Down Under as the locals call it. His previous occupation had been that of a poacher and illegal games hunter making Álah’kū’s jungles the perfect place for him and his gang of immoral wild animal collectors to land on looking to make a quick buck. Sadly, a run in with a certain infamous hypno snake left Jake’s team to assume he had been eaten and worse. Laura and the spirit of Álah’kū herself drove off the remaining men, granting piece onto the island and leaving Jake its newest resident.
Now the sort of conformed jungle man you see today, Jake still has a lot to learn. With his morals and views slightly changed thanks to the jungles beautiful wildlife and environment, Jake knows now not to overhunt and destroy the jungles natural resources for person gain, but his remaining alpha persona still made Jake difficult to live with. If only the Aussie brute were taken down a peg then maybe he’d reach true jungle hero status and fulfill the true reason Álah’kū kept him on her luscious lands.
“Waell Oy'll baeh' a booty loike thaht eow'ta geh' me some booty frawm those jungle bybes eh Ryahn?" Jake chuckle as he made a vulgar joke about the villages women’s rear ends. Jake still treated the female population like objects which made many, especially the British stud, sick.
“Hmm sounds duyngerous. A bloke loike yah could nevah geh' such a trezshah buh' an oolpha loike me would ovuhcome thiies chohlenge fahstah thahn a mawnkay ayts a buynahna” Jake hollered, boasting his thick chest and pushing past Ryan to exit his hunt.
“Layd the why ryahn! And mybee a mahn cub loike yah could leahn a thing aw two frawm a rayl mahn loike me” the Aussie beefcake said in his thick and at times sexy accent. Jake had taken the bait and Ryan was playing him like a fiddle. Before long the Australian jungle man would be Roccos problem and the boastful, meatheaded insults would cease to exist.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 2, 2022 0:25:26 GMT -6
Behind his undaunted icy blue eyed stare, Ryan had a secret contempt for Jake’s treatment of women in the village. To the Aussie, they were doormats for him to walk over, objects for him to objectify, and trophies unworthy of his standing. Unlike Jake, the British jungle man treated them with respect, regularly sweeping many females off of their feet with his charming persona, which always saw him earn intimate massage sessions or alluring dance displays from the more curvier and sensual females.
Once Jake pushed past Ryan and left his hut, Ryan tentatively followed began to put phase one of his plan into action. He saw the meatheaded Aussie boast to a few of his friends about this so-called "treasure" that he would bring back. Before he could begin to lead Jake out of the village, Ryan was stopped by a trio of beautiful jungle women - Ashley, Stacy, and Paige, who pleaded with him to come back in one piece.
"Don’t worry. I’ll be back." He promised with a wink and a smile, an act that made Stacy giggle, Ashley give him a kiss on the cheek, and Paige playfully leap on to his back for a short piggyback ride. This sight made Jake slightly jealous as Ryan broke away from the trio and walked over to the Aussie.
"Just try not to end up on someone’s dinner menu." The British jungle man snarked, taking the lead.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 2, 2022 8:43:41 GMT -6
The plan was going perfectly. The Aussie brute had taken the bait and was indeed already boasting about his soon to be conquest. Jake did have a few jungle man friends who also shared his alpha persona (though non as strong as the Australian man cub) but seeing Ryan get all the women made his inner toxic and fragile masculinity boil.
“Oy baeh' thaht's usually a prawblem faw yah Ryahn buh' faw a rayl jungle mahn loike me Oy naevah run intao any praeduytoahs” Jake gruffly stated as he tried to take lead once again. Despite the meat-headed beefcake not knowing where they were going, he hated the ideas of being a follower, especially to a rival male like Ryan.
“Moy oolpha dominahnce mykes em too scaehd t' appraowch me. Buh' a frile mahn cub loike yah probahbly hahs trouble foightin off such baysts” the Aussie hunk chuckled. Now that the pair were in the jungle and past all the giddy jungle babes begging Ryan to come back in one piece, it was game time. Rocco was a bit far off so the pair had a ways ahead of them. For now they enjoyed Álah’kū‘s beauty. The sun was high, making it a hot one on the jungle island.
Sunlight poured down from the canopy to illuminate the hunky jungle heroes. It was a battle of who would lead, Ryan taking charge at times with Jake pushing past him soon after. The 35 year old hunks pale skin had already begun to aquire a tanned, bronze complexion similar to Ryan and most jungle residents. It matched his scruffy beard, thick muscles, and green loincloth/langot. Twigs snapped and leaves crunches under the bare feet of Ryan and Jake, alerting a few nearby animals that someone had entered Álah’kū‘s thick jungles. While the man village was protected from dangers by the island’s mysterious magic, the jungle was fair game and both man cubs were on high alert.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 2, 2022 11:39:41 GMT -6
Ryan was getting fed up of Jake’s boasts and constant need to lead the way, even though the British jungle man knew the trails of the island like the back of his hand. A holdover thanks to his young days spent with the wolf pack. Once they had effectively left the boundaries of the man village, which was protected from any danger by Álah’kū’s mysterious magic, they were sitting ducks for any predator that dared to try it’s luck in making the duo a pair of tasty meals.
"Don’t you ever get tired of boasting, Jake? A decent and honest man does not brag about his accomplishments." Ryan spoke, his icy blue eyes observing the thick jungle as he knelt down to pick up a sharpened piece of rock, shaped like a dagger. He placed it in between the strap of his leopard print loincloth on the left side, just in case any danger reared it’s ugly head.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 2, 2022 12:32:43 GMT -6
The pair of hunks were definitely sitting ducks in Álah’kū’s jungle. A pair of very handsome, very muscular ducks clad in nothing but loincloths! Any dangerous creature would should think twice before attempting to take down such a powerful duo.
"Of coahss yah Breetish would theenk thaht” Jake scoffed as he pushed passed Ryan to try and take the lead once again. “Whaht mykes a mahn is haow many cheecks he cahn buyng and haow much wuyt he cahn baench. Doesn't mahttah haow yah geh' t' the tawp, just as lawng as yah geh' theah and everyone cahn say ih'" the Aussie jungle man stated with his head up high and his thick chest puffed out. The alpha stud clearly wasn't letting go of his egotistical ways.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 2, 2022 12:43:50 GMT -6
“Decent men don’t treat women like doormats, Jake. There’s more to life than just ego." Ryan spoke up, feeling like a stripped back version of James Bond, while Jake was like a stereotypical henchman for the main villain that the titular secret agent often butted heads with. The British jungle man was getting tired of the Aussie and his loud, obnoxious, and thick accent. So it was time to wreck that fragile masculinity.
"Maybe that’s why the women love me. I couldn’t help but notice the green-eyed look in those eyes. Seeing me with a trio of beautiful ladies must burn you, right?" He smirked.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 3, 2022 22:07:33 GMT -6
The British jungle man knew exactly how to rile up Jake and get the Australian jungle man in a mood. Despite being bigger and older than Ryan by almost 10 years, the meat headed Aussie was a brute and his toxic masculinity left him immature.
“Yah gawt ih' ooll wrawng Ryahn, yaw nawt leeving loife teell yah assuht yoah dominahnce ovah thaem jungle gahls” Jake chuckled as he pushed ahead the black haired hunky man cub go try and lead the way once again.
“And yea roigh', if yah cahn cohl those peegs lydees. A rayl mahn loike me goes faw hawt cheecks and bybes weeth huge knawckahs. Yah cahn hahve fun weeth yoah guhl cubs whoile Oy cawnquer the rayl women” Jake said in his booming voice and thick accent. The Australian beefcake and British stud were now passing a grove where the sun shines brightly through the gaps in the canopy. Jake and Ryan’s mudflats glistened as they dripped in sweat, their athletic frames highlighted by their skimpy loincloths. Little did the pair know a predator caught wind of their conversation and footsteps, spotting them in the sun. And it wasn’t Rocco…
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 4, 2022 1:09:13 GMT -6
Upon passing the grove, Ryan kept his icy blue gaze on full alert. Though it appeared to be a relatively harmless section of the jungle, with the sun shining brightly through the canopy’s large gaps, he could sense that they were being watched by an unseen predator. One that was readying it’s next move, and about to strike.
"A real woman wouldn’t give you the time of day. Not with that attitude, anyway." Ryan scoffed, unimpressed with Jake’s brazen beliefs that men have to assert their dominance over women. "There’s more to life than just feeding your ego. And don’t think that.... Jake, wait!"
A rustle in the undergrowth a few feet away caught the British jungle man’s attention. He signalled for Jake to stop, which the Aussie hunter did. When Jake asked why they had stopped, the predator that had been watching them burst forth from the thick green bushes,
A large man-eating plant, atop a leafy green stalk, topped with a white-spotted red head, and bisected by a white lip mouth with rows of sharp teeth, flanked by ten ligh and sinous green tendrils. It towered above both men, it’s eyeless face regarding them as little more than a pair of bite-sized snacks!
"Not what we need right now!" Ryan declared, exasperated. The plant decided that the British jungle man was to be his first arget, swatting Jake aside with it’s tendrils, sending the Aussie sprawling. Ryan dodged several tendrils that shot out in an attempt to to try and grab him, using his stamina and agility to roll under and vault over the green limbs. Until one tendril shot out from the left and grabbed Ryan, wrapping around his waist in one thick loop and lifting him a few feet off the ground.
"No! It’s got me!" He cried out, feeling the smooth green tendril tighten around his torso. The duo were in trouble!
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Post by Spirals on Apr 4, 2022 5:16:17 GMT -6
Jake barely had any time to react before the beast within the leaves burst out and attacked. The ferocious man eating plant had its sights on the jungle hunk duo, proving that although she held beauty, Alaku was truly dangerous.
The Aussie beefcake grunted as he was swatted away, slamming into a tree and momentarily being stunned. But after hearing Ryan cry for help and watching him being lifted into the air by the slimy tentacle like vines, the Aussie man cub knew it was time to help.
“ Oy gawt yah Ryahn! Hawld on!” The bearded blonde hunk shouted as he swiftly ran to the vegetated beast. Like Ryan the loincloth clad Aussie had a dagger to his waist. Thanks to the lack of normal clothing Jake was able to sprint on top of a rock with great speed and jump into the air, slashing the vine that held the British stud. Jake landed onto the ground in a gorilla stance as Ryan landed next to him.
“Layve thiies one t' me Ryahn. And oolpha bloke loike myself cahn hahndle thiies bayst nao prawblem" The Australian jungle man said, telling the British man cub to simply stay back and let a real man handle the job.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 4, 2022 7:06:15 GMT -6
"If I want your help...." Ryan sneered, dodging another tendril and slashing through it with the sharpened dagger shaped rock he picked up earlier, ...."I’ll ask!" Despite the clear disdain between them, the Aussie alpha male and British jungle man had to put aside their differences if they were to survive. The plant didn’t care about Jake, seeing him as a nuisance obstructing it for sating it’s primal and sinister hunger pangs.
The plant swatted Jake to the ground, several tendrils looping around the blonde Aussie’s ankles and wrists, as well as his neck, effectively pinning him as he struggled to get free. It then grabbed Ryan with another tendril, it’s thick and slimy length securing itself around the jungle man’s waist, lifting him up into the air again. Ryan readied the sharpened rock, but a few tendrils swatted him, knocking his attempted attack off balance. The British jungle man readied another strike, but another vine cracked like a whip, disorienting him.
Enough was enough. Ryan brought the rock dagger slashing down on the tendril around his waist, creating a small gash. "I. Am Not. Plant Food!" He hissed, slicing the weapon into the tendril with every word spoken, the final slash severing the tendril. The plant roared in pain and Ryan tumbled downwards, but the angry plant was not giving up. Two more tendrils shot out and grabbed him, scooping him up off the ground and twirling him upside down until the plant had a firm grip on the jungle man.
Ryan scowled as the plant salivated, holding him at an angle and bringing him close to its toothed maw. But the fearless jungle man was ready. As the white lips of the plant prepared to close in on it’s prey, Ryan plunged the rock dagger into a vulnerable weak spot behind the back of it’s head, green blood, mixed with white fluids, began to spurt out.
Jake hacked himself free as the plant roared in agony, seeing Ryan slice through the tendrils that held him and tumble to the ground. Wounded, the monster retreated back into the bushes.
"Looks like that thing needs to go on a diet...." He muttered, peeling the severed and slimy tendrils off his muscular torso.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 4, 2022 9:33:32 GMT -6
The minute the British jungle man had been freed and landed back on the ground Ryan was lifted back up into the air and twisted and turned like a ragdoll. This caused the blonde and bearded Aussie brute to laugh at the sight of the black haired man cub being caught.
"Daon't wohry Ryahn yah just siieh' toigh' and Oy'll tyke daown thiies craychah. Ih't should be nao prawblem faw a bloke loike me- OOF!" Jake's deep laughter was cut short as a barrage of tentacles slammed the Aussie jungle man to the ground, pinning his thick wrists, ankles, and neck down and together like he was a chicken ready to be cooked. Jake could only struggle and fail to escape while Ryan did the real hero work, slicing the man-eating plant up from his upside down and waist wrapped positions. Jake was only freed when the beast escaped and let those slimy tentacles release his limbs. But the Aussie brute was too proud to ever admit he was saved by the lights of the British stud.
"Couldn't agray moah Ryahn! Thighnks t' me yah leeve t' say anuhthah die! Just doin moy oolpha myle dutees" The egotistical and alpha male hunk stated with his chest puffed high, taking all the credit despite Ryan being the true hero.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 4, 2022 10:03:21 GMT -6
Ryan just stared at Jake with a look that could best be described as "Are you serious right now?" as he heard more boastful words about how he was the real hero in driving the man-eating plant off. "Your duties?! You spent the majority of this pinned to the ground like a turkey about to be plucked and stuffed! I was about to become the main course and I literally get nothing more as a thank you!!” He bristled, losing his ice cool demeanour in a rare impulsive outburst.
"Come on. Let’s just find that treasure and get this over with. You’re starting to grind my gears." The British jungle man grumbled, taking the lead.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 4, 2022 20:05:40 GMT -6
Jake either didn’t hear Ryan or chose not to hear him. The Australian jungle man was in a world of his own as he “saved” the British hunk from being plant chow. The every growing space that was Jake’s ego continued to baffle Ryan and the jungle.
But with Ryan in the lead he seemed to be going a lot faster. Taking strange twists and turns…as if he was trying to loose Jake?
“Hey Ryahn haow much fuhthah? Huh? Ryahn! Oy ya lousy briieh't geh't bahck heah!” The Aussie meat head called as he tried to catch up with the British jungle man. But soon Jake was all alone and the brutish alpha was wondering in a territory he wasn’t familiar with…but Ryan was.
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Post by LexingtonDeville on Apr 5, 2022 0:57:23 GMT -6
Ryan, partly exhausted from exerting so much energy into saving his own life and preventing himself from being turned into plant food, was growing tired of Jake and his incessant ego. He walked faster, twisting and turning past tall trees, following a path towards a territory he knew very well. Though he was not far away from the temple ruins, his iron forged will compelled him to keep going.
"That egotistical idiot. Just doing my alpha male duties?! Do me a favour..." He grumbled, looking over his shoulder and hoping Jake wasn’t still following. Finally, he could make out the temple ruins in the distance.
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Post by Spirals on Apr 5, 2022 6:50:34 GMT -6
The persistent grumbling and heavy footsteps alerted another predator in the area, but this one Ryan knew rather well. The British jungle man was so focused on the temple on the distance and loosing Jake, that he hasn’t notice the smooth, scaly tail wrap around his toned waist and lift the British stud high up into the treetops.
“Ryan! I was beginning to think you wouldn’t come back! But I knew you would” Rocco giggled with glee as he nuzzled the hunky man cubs cheek. The jungle dude may have been alarmed at first but they chirpy voice and familiar coils let Ryan know he was in the safety (somewhat safe anyways) of Rocco’s coils.
“So, did phase 1 of our plan work? I don’t see that Aussie brute you keep talking about” the bubbly boa said as he looked around, still giving him Ryan a few squeezes to his waist and while holding him up in the air.
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